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have so much respect for two-dollar store owners. They have essentially figured out how to commercialise landfill.

I don’t care if you’re the most pragmatic person on planet earth and live your life by a spreadsheet. Each and every one of us has been tempted by a useless item in one of these stores at one time or another.

“Ah yes, I do need a ketchup bottle shaped like a dachshund.”

And what is with the prices in these places?

I went into one the other day and could not believe the extortion that was taking place.

I’m talking about bath mats for $80. Poker sets for $150.

It’s like they’re running their own currency, with no concept of actual value.

Two-dollar shop. The name is misleading. If their advertisements were honest, then they would be called ‘Lots-of-Dollars’ shops. Or the ‘the tip’.

Which leads me to my new series: If [insert brand] ads were honest.

Inspired by the legendary work of Sniff Petrol, I’ll be producing honest [not] advertisements for a manufacturer of choice.

Today’s focus is Ford. Enjoy.

Ford Puma

Ford Ecosport

Ford F-150 Lightning

Ford Fiesta ST

Ford Fiesta

Ford Galaxy

Ford Bronco

Ford Bronco Sport

Ford Mustang Mach-E

Ford GT

Ford F-150 Lightning

Ford Transit Van

Ford F-750

Ford Mustang GT

Ford Mustang GT500

Ford F-150 Raptor

Ford Escape

Ford Focus

Bonus: Ford Flex

Bonus: Ford AU Falcon

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